Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:59:45 GMT

Hell YEAH!

[[ooc: FYI, there is now a little blonde-haired, crazy-brow'd demon summoning the forces of lightning and thunder with a tacky guitar.]]

[Voice]

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:03:43 GMT

What the hell is this?! The lighting here sucks. Those Malnosso guys definitely forgot to pay the bill.

Of course, if we could get a couple spotlights and some strobes in here, I bet it'd make a nice party scene.

~OOC Meme Tiem~

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:44:40 GMT

I totally lied.

Aika || Axel (from Disgaea 2, not KH)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:16:36 GMT

Cool, a survey! I'm bored anyhow.

[[ooc: Mun comments will be in small font and brackets, but this post is definitely IC. A lot of the information will be ad-lib, though, because Axel is given very very VERY little backstory. ]]

Part 1: The Basics

1. What is your full name?
- Akutare! I like to be called Axel, though, sounds cooler. [[ooc: I made this up. -_- His Japanese name is Akutare, and sometimes I call him that to avoid confusion with other, more popular Axels. ]]

2. Where and when were you born?
- In a Netherworld called Prices, 2,189 years ago! [[ooc: The place is made up, the date is not. ]]

3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
- My dad was a deadbeat, gambling asshat that put my mom into debt and he ran off a long time ago. Haven't seen him since, don't care. My mom's sick, so she doesn't work, but she feels really bad for it and apologizes a lot. I keep telling her to shut up about it, but whatever. [[ooc: Dad is made up, Mom is not. Axel's dad is conspicuously absent from any and all cutscenes from home, and he's never mentioned to I'm assuming he's a sore spot. ]]

4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
- Yeah, I've got four! [[ooc: The only thing following that isn't made up is how many of them there are. Names and everything else -save for some of the first one's characterization- is all fiction. ]]

Tomas: He's my oldest little brother, and he's a pretty good kid. He takes care of the littler ones for Mom when I'm gone, which is all the time, I guess.

Gogo: He's a cute little kid, but he's really quiet. >:\ I dunno why he doesn't talk that much, but it's probably because he gets teased a lot. I've beaten up the bullies, but he still doesn't talk, so whatever, it's just a phase.

Chicha & Sansa: They're my twin brother and sister, but they're both still little babies. Chi's kind of fussy and likes to chew on stuff, and Sansa scoots around a lot, but they're both all right I guess. They sleep through the night now, so everyone likes 'em better. They're both really cute.

We also got a hellcat called Booface (Gogo named him) and he's a jerk. I wanna kick him, because all he does is claw up our furniture and climb the curtains, damn idiot.

5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
- I live in an apartment by myself, and it's cool I guess. I'm gonna ask Adell to move in soon, though, but that might not work good because I'm messy and he's a neat freak.

6. What is your occupation?
- Kickass Dark Hero.

7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
- I'm an awesome demon with an awesome face and awesome hair and awesome clothes.

8. To which social class do you belong?
- The incredibly famous celebrity type. [[ooc: Axel's family is actually really poor. He used to be famous, but as that goes his fame waned and so did his income. He's the only breadwinner of the family, though, and he clings to his celebrity status and would do anything for money. However, towards the end of Disgaea 2, Axel gets his celebrity status back so one can assume their way of life improves slightly, or at least begins to climb uphill. ]]

9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
- The Dark Hero isn't weak!

10. Are you right- or left-handed?
- Right-handed, but I can play with my left and right. [[ooc: Axel is referring to his guitar.]]

11. What does your voice sound like?
- A beautiful chorus of bells.

12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
- I'm the Dark Hero!!

13. What do you have in your pockets?
- Nuthin'.

14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
- I'm not annoying! I'm awesome. [[ooc: Axel has a habit of using different 'voices,' in the Japanese version, his Dark Hero voice and then his regular voice. And honestly...Axel has way too many quirks to describe them all.]]

Part 2: Growing Up

15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
- Meh. [[ooc: Axel probably grew up ridiculously poor, so I don't think he'd like to dwell on that. Not only that, but he's over 2,000 freaking years old. That's a lot of growing up. ]]

16. What is your earliest memory?
- Singing with my mom.

17. How much schooling have you had?
- Never went to school! I'm smart all by myself.

18. Did you enjoy school?
- Well, I don't think I'd have liked it if I went anyways. People always talk about how boring it is, and I hate boring stuff!

19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
- They come naturally, I'm just that awesome. [[ooc: Axel probably taught himself how to sing and to play guitar, since he didn't have any money to hire any tutors. Also...he's over 2,000 years old. I bet he had the time. ]]

20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
- Yeah! There was this awesome old guy who lived down the street, and he showed me how to beat the hell out of bullies.

21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
- I get along pretty good with my brothers and sister, and my Mom's real nice so we're pretty close. ~~I really, really miss them, and I hope they're doing okay.~~ [[ooc: Strike can be visible if you like.]]

22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
- I've always wanted to be a star! [[ooc: I highly suspect he picked the most lucrative job and set his sights on that.]]

23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
- Singing and making up songs and playing drums on the pots and pans.

24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
- I was the best damn kid ever.

25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
- Of course I was popular! Everyone loved me. [[ooc: Axel was probably teased and ostracized because he was poor.]]

26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
- Mmm...I don't remember. [[ooc: He probably doesn't. It was a long time ago, and he was a celebrity, so he probably got a lot. ]]

27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
- Nope! And I don't remember her. I think she was some ninja chick or something.

28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
- I'm a demon...does that count? But I've always been a demon, so it wasn't like I 'discovered my dark and evil past' or whatever.

Part 3: Past Influences

29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
- Sending Ma my first check, I guess.

30. Who has had the most influence on you?
- Ma and my brothers and sister. And Adell, too. And Director.

31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
- Being the amazingly awesome and famous Dark Hero Axel! And when I kicked the crap out of all those Overlords. That was GREAT ~~even though it was really, really painful~~.

32. What is your greatest regret?
- Don't gots any. [[ooc: xD He probably doesn't.]]

33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
- I have done wayyy too many evil things to remember them all.

34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
- Hell yeah!

35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
- I don't get scared! [[ooc: Axel gets scared a LOT, but he was probably most afraid when his mother was diagnosed with her illness. ]]

36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
- Nothing embarassing happens to me! [[ooc: Again, a lie. xD Probably when Adell beat the tar out of him. ]]

37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
- Hm...I'd probably make it so Ma didn't pick such a bad guy for a husband.

38. What is your best memory?
- Getting jumped by the kids when I came home after I beat those Overlords.

39. What is your worst memory?
- Watching ~~my little brother Tomas cry because of me~~ someone else get that Grammy that was supposed to be mine! [[ooc: His little brother really did cry because of him. ]]

Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
- Optimistic! Life is great!

41. What is your greatest fear?
- I told you, I don't get scared! [[ooc: Losing his family, probably.]]

42. What are your religious views?
- Not religious. That stuff is a load of crap anyhow.

43. What are your political views?
- Wha? Who cares about that stuff?

44. What are your views on sex?
- Sex is great! Everyone have sex!

45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
- Nah, killing's fine, as long as they're tryin' to kill you first.

46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
- A human, huh? I dunno, they're kind of a bunch o' sissies. Probably kill someone else or something.

47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
- What? I guess so, but not really.

48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
- Fame and fans and money, and I've all all three! [[ooc: Blatent lie. Axel may like the perks, but he lives for his family. ]]

49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
- Psh, everyone sees the real me all the time. I actually am this great. [[ooc: Axel shares everything about himself except for what's painful to him.]]

50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
- Nope.

51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
- Mmm, I dunno! Haven't come across anything yet. [[ooc: Probably abandon his family. My take on Axel's characterization is that he's afraid of turning out like his dad and leaving his family broke and destitute.]]

52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
- Huh...probably my family. [[ooc: This now includes Adell, and probably some of the other people he's talked to here. ]]

Part 5: Relationships With Others

53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
- I treat 'em how I feel like.

54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
- Huh...I can't really pick one. My family and Adell, probably.

55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
- Adell.

56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
- Adell's my friend, and Angel Chick and Daisya and probably that Ryoko girl, the computer chick. But back home it's Director and Cameraman and Ma and those rugrats.

57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
- ...I guess Adell. Haven't really thought about it, but I guess we're kind of serious now.

58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
- A few times, yeah. It was fine, I guess.

59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
- Being sexy!

60. How close are you to your family?
- We're pretty close. [[ooc: That is an incredible understatement. They are Axel's world. ]]

61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
- Nah, no kids for me. They'd just tie down the Dark Hero! There was this one time where this chick thought she was pregnant with my kid, but she was lying just so I'd marry her.

62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
- Director or Adell. Probably Adell, since Director isn't here. ~~I wish he was though.~~

63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
- Adell, because he is really really strong.

64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
- My family, maybe Adell. Director definitely would, too. Not to mention all my fans and the entire world!!

65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
- My dad.

66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
- Um, I do whatever whenever.

67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
- Ha ha, of course! The Dark Hero is a leader!

68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
- Hell yeah! Parties and award ceremonies and signings and everything, I love it!

69. Do you care what others think of you?
- Not really. I'm the Dark Hero! [[ooc: Axel's...ridiculously confident. I really don't think he cares about what other's think of him.]]

Part 6: Likes And Dislikes

70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
- Singing and songwriting and partying and roughhousing with Tomas and Gogo. And hanging out with Adell.

71. What is your most treasured possession?
- My guitar! Auuuugh, my baby, she's back...Daisya, you rock...

72. What is your favorite color?
- Gold!

73. What is your favorite food?
- I really like Italian, but probably whatever my Ma feels up to cooking. She's really good.

74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
- The Dark Hero doesn't have time for READING!

75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
- Parties and music! And sex.

76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
- I've done all of that, but not so much anymore. Tried it and left it, y'know.

77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
- Partying! Well, or writing songs or on the phone with Ma.

78. What makes you laugh?
- Huh...not a lot. I do a lot of smiling, I guess. [[ooc: Axel really just doesn't laugh a lot unless it's at his 'brilliant schemes.' ]]

79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
- People abandoning their families. And people who don't admire the Great Dark Hero Axel!

80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
- I'd write some music, probably just mess around with my guitar.

81. How do you deal with stress?
- I don't get stressed! [[ooc: He probably doesn't. ]]

82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
- I can do either!

83. What are your pet peeves?
- Huh...I guess I don't have any?

Part 7: Self Images And Etc.

84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
- I don't have a routine, baby! ADH takes whatever comes his way!

85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
- Being utterly awesome. [[ooc: Probably his dedication to his family.]]

86. What is your greatest weakness?
- I don't have any weaknesses! [[ooc: Letting his delusions get the best of him.]]

87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
- What, change this?! You're crazy! [[ooc: ...he probably wouldn't change anything about himself. xD]]

88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
- What the hell are those?

89. Are you generally organized or messy?
- Really messy; usually Director cleans up after me, but he's not here so the place is a mess. Doesn't matter!~

90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Good
- Rocking out loud
- Writing music
- Being awesome

Bad
- Nothing [[ooc: Fighting Adell xD.]]
- Nothing [[ooc: Understanding other people's reservations about certain discussion topics.]]
- Nothing~ [[ooc: Observing the 'personal bubble' rule.]]

91. Do you like yourself?
- Of course, what's not to love?

92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
- Because I am awesome! [[ooc: Augh, lies. For his family.]]

93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
- Well...I dunno. I'm pretty young, so I got a lot of life left to think about it.

94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
- Dunno! Hopefully not here, though. Probably dragging Adell along on a tour with me; he needs to see other places.

95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
- The Dark Hero doesn't die!

96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
- Kiss my family goodbye, write a song and record it, ~~tell Adell I love him~~ and whatever else, I guess.

97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
- Being utterly badass.

98. What three words best describe your personality?
- Awesome, great, fantastic. [[ooc: More like loud, irritating and rambunctious.]]

99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
- Awesome, great, fantastic. [[ooc: xD Loud, irritating and overbearing.]]

100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character?

Director-voice: Axel, darling, you need to stop thinking with your image and start thinking more with your head and heart, because both are in the right place and a lot more capable than people think.

Damn, that was long! Arg, now my hand hurts.

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:08:31 GMT

Hey-

HEY!

Whoever's done the searches and whatever, that angel chick Flonne got kidnapped! I think. I wanna go!

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Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:15:50 GMT

I GOT MY GUITAR BACK

[Several riffs are heard from an electric guitar, tinny and faint as he doesn't have an amp to hook it up to.]

Auuugh, thank you Daisya!!!

My baby...augh, she's come back to me...

[[ooc: Axel is ridiculously happy right now, and will probably kiss the first person he sees. He can now also call down lightning, though not as powerful as he usually can.]]

THE DARK HERO STRIKES AGAIN

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 21:35:49 GMT

Oh man. That was the best; two-thousand years and ADH's still got it. Although I guess it wasn't really evil, since they kind of wanted it anyhow, but love-sex is better than no sex.

Now all I gotta do is get the hell out of here. Ma's probably running low on funds by now...although I told the Director to give her my savings if something happened. He better have...even though I'm not dead. I guess I should bring Adell with. Not exactly like I can leave him behind now that he's family.

You're welcome, uh...Daisya, right? Yeah, you're welcome. You too, Ken.

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:20:11 GMT

KEN! HEY KEN! Uh... The Ken that the guy with the triangles under his eyes knows!

Get over to his house right now so he can lay it to you hard.

There.

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:32:57 GMT

Hell. Yes.

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:40:53 GMT

What's this I hear about some angel from Celestia flapping around, huh? I thought you guys were above this kind of thing. Or you think you are, anyways.

Whatever. Use your angel-magic-whatever and send me back home.

...And Adell too, I guess.

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:50:56 GMT

...hey, Adell.

Get...come over to my place, okay?

~~I wanna make sure you're~~

~~I'm worr~~

~~I don't like the M~~

[Several furious scribbles adorn the page.]

...just...get over here.

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:01:21 GMT

That wild tribesman is acting really strange.

It's hard to notice that you got younger when you're over two-thousand years old.

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Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:33:22 GMT

Rrgh...

Yo...Adell...you still there...?

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Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:11:26 GMT

Augh...ow ow ow...

Wh...what the hell? Where...

Hello?

...hey, uh, hello! *scuffing noises* Ouch! Ow...

Where the hell am I...?

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:03:49 GMT

Wow! Lot of flowers.

So is this like a welcome for me? It's nice and all, but some screaming fans would have been better. Thanks for it anyways!

I'll be walking around, so if you want my autograph, let me know! You'll have to bring your own pen and paper, though, because those jerks who kidnapped me took all my stuff. Grr.

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 21:47:47 GMT

...What the hell is going on?

Ha ha ha ha ha, okay this is funny! Good prank on the Dark Hero! You can bring out the cameras now, I'm onto you!

...anyone?

Anyone out there...?

Axel Dark Hero

[Voice]

~OOC Meme Tiem~

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THE DARK HERO STRIKES AGAIN

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